I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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