So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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