Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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