At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The best revenge is premature balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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