Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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