I love black thongs
i barfeds in our rink
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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