So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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