i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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