im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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