Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
