Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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