I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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