I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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