they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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