just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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