STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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