I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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