did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
