so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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