Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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