Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
