I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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