Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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