i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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