Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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