It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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