He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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