Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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