Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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