Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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