yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
