I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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