he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Randomize
