i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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