didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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