God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i dont even know how to be here
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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