I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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