do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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