I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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