I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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