Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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