If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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