at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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