You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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