Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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