so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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