this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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