youre lurking in front of me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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