I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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