You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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