I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she looked like the before picture.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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