I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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