Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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