i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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