butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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