If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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