She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
that may or may not have been my penis.
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