I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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