About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation