You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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